clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

princesshawkguy:

the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real

(Source: charlottelabouffs, via conflicting)

cloudy-dreamers:

This generation of girls are angry because they’re either too young for David Beckham or too old for his sons

(Source: cloudy-dreamers, via crystallized-teardrops)